Week 7: Billy Sugarfix and Brian Risk

“By the seventh day God completed His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done.” Genesis 2:2. So it seems that God worked 6 days, then rested on the 7th and never went back to work, unless you can call work the occasional cameo to say a couple of lines here and there. So on the 7th week, I rest. But unlike God and more like Chuck Woolery I’ll be back in 7 and 7.

1. This special promotional section is sponsored by Carlos Annacondia. Not Anaconda, but Annacondia. Annacondia is largely responsible for the Awesome Argentina Revival. Annacondia: your very own Superhighway to Spiritual Warfare.

2. Do you want to write, record, and release a record and have it go to the top of the charts in just one week without spending a cent? Read The Manual, a must read to get that #1 hit single the easy way.

3. Looking to relocate? It’s Carrboro, NC and it’s cool to be gay. (Carrboro is also the current secret location of the infamous Anaconda family.)
(‘It’s Carrboro’ by Billy Sugarfix and Brian Risk. For more info go here)

4. Take the Hemingway challenge! Mr. Hemingway considered his best story to have only six words. Can you write a six word story? Here’s an example: “Drank at Mary’s, puked at Jane’s.”

5. Tired of being the only one on your blog without a snake name? Join The Snake Gang today! It’s as easy as saying Crocodile Hunter. First, pick a snake name. Go ahead, your parents don’t have to know, and all the kids are doing it. Go here and scroll down to the yellow section, serpentes (that’s the suborder), click on the different families (those are the names next to the suborder) to see different species of snakes. There are many so look around before choosing a snake you like. Once you’ve picked your favorite just add a regular proper name either before or after and voila, you’ve got a snake name. Next just get a used jean jacket from your local thrift shop or Salvation Army and cut-off the sleeves. Now you have a jean vest and snake name, you are in The Snake Gang! Low bites and good kite fights to you. And remember, you must never wash your jean vest. See you in the 2007 Kite Fights.

6. Beware of false slack, and smoke from the true pipe. And remember what Bob said “the stupider it looks, the more important it probably is.” This has been a public service announcement brought to you by Carlos Anaconda.

7. Are you a James Taylor fan? Are you planning a trip to Carolina, not in your mind? Then stop by the recently dedicated
James Taylor Bridge right outside of Chapel Hill, NC. The bridge is a short freeway overpass over Morgan Creek, so keep your eyes open for the green sign as Mr. Taylor himself has been seen blocking it.