Saturday, November 03, 2007

Raise a glass for Thee Southmore House and another for the Prolee

My Band Outside the Prolee
PLF at Southmore House
In one week we've gotten the news of the Grim Reaper visiting Southmore House in the form of boorish cops at the behest of townhouse owners and then turning around and making a date with the Proletariat in the form of METRO. I'm guessing that to the majority of Houston this doesn't mean much. In fact, I'm going to be a complete utter asshole and suggest that to most Houstonians art and culture are these delicate things meant to be seen and admired in a very respectable or palatable manner or that culture is only what the chamber of commerce deems tourist-worthy in the Museum "District" and the Theatre "District". That kind of thing makes me feel like I'm in that episode of Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations where he visits Puerto Rico and endures a tourist trap where he's served a grotesque PiƱa Colada concoction.

Most people I'm going to guess don't think of the stinky lowly art of the music club. The possibility that some kids could be creating and expressing something artistic through volume, sweat, and noise just doesn't register. I'm here to tell you it is and that places like The Proletariat and Southmore House say a lot more about Houston culturally than a traveling Monet exhibit at the MFA or listening to the symphony play Strauss.* This is our music - the musical aerobatics of The Jonx, Blades, or Sharks & Sailors; the garagey mess of the Guilloteens, Something Fierce or Alarma; the noisy beauty of John Muzak, A Pink Cloud, or Indian Jewelry , The clever pop of Hearts of Animals, The Dimes, or The Mathletes; the earthiness of Jana Hunter, Bright Men of Learning, or Jenny Westbury; The nervous aggression of Insect Warfare, Los Desmadre, or Cop Warmth; or any other possible genre and subgenre you care to dream up. Our house of worship serves $3 Lone Stars and while the man can shut it down, just remember, for every Jim Casey there is always a Tom Joad waiting in the wings.

I'll see you at the Proletariat next week!



Photos by Rosa Guerrero
Its Official: The Proletariat has a date with Metro's Bulldozers on Skyline Network


*This is not to suggest that there is any problem with symphonic music or paintings at a museum. I like them too in fact one thing I used to like to do after playing a loud rock show years ago was to drive back towards the Francisco's Rehearsal Studio listening to classical music juxtaposed against the barren downtown streets at 4 am. The only thing I'm just saying there's more to art than just that.

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13 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's too bad about the Proletariat because it was a decent venue for local/small time shows.

When it was the Blue Iguana I saw the Party Owls/Sugar Shack/Poor Dumb Bastards show that threatened to incinerate the building. That place could've burned in a Great White glory and I would've been happy as a lark.

I also caught one of El Flaco's last shows which absolutely ruled the skool. I actually think the Blue Iguana closed down not too long after that. Kinda fitting.

So is Unlucky Burger going to be destoryed as well? Christ, I hope so. The last time I had grub there I swear the Burger tasted like crappy Chinese food. Fucking Sucky Burger. If that place stands and the Prolee doesn't I will be pissed off to no end.

November 4, 2007 2:30:00 PM EST  
Blogger ms. rosa said...

Fuckin' a. but since i'm still waiting for you to be a complete fucking asshole, let me be one for you.

the majority of folx in the so-called local scene are complete pussies. won't go to places that don't feel safe (news to you: everyplace in houston is pretty unsafe.) and won't go to places that don't serve alcohol. and god forbid there be teens there. so sorry to bother you. wanna see rock bands but you can't put up with the studded denim vests? wahhhh! i'll get you a kleenex.

oh, yeah. and ny is pretty boring. KABOOM!!

November 5, 2007 4:41:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Assmaster 2000 said...

I hate everything!

November 5, 2007 5:43:00 PM EST  
Blogger baleen said...

Thank you Rosa.
I hope the Prole will resurface and continue playing "local/small time" shows. What the fuck? I guess some people need a break from those "bigtime" shows like Arrowfest and such. whatever.

November 6, 2007 12:35:00 AM EST  
Blogger Charlie Naked said...

Well, like the guy commenting on the Prol article, I do hope they try to get something worked out with METRO so they can do whatever they can do to preserve the Prol, but yeah, it does sound like there's not much. That's so sad. I've got the occasional issue with the Prol myself, but that's as much me as it is the venue... the truth is, it's a great place with a singular sense of community, and it's going to suck ass watching it get demolished. Here's hoping they work something out and do what they can do to preserve it as much as possible.

November 6, 2007 9:02:00 AM EST  
Blogger gaijin said...

This really has me down this week. Man. I don't go to the Prolo as much as I used to -- and nowhere near as much as I used to go to the Blue Iguana (I still fondly remember watching The Jack-Onz play & pelt everyone with hamburgers...ah, fun) -- but this one's a hole that's gonna be hard to fill. Houston, sometimes I hate your fucking transience, I really do.

November 6, 2007 12:18:00 PM EST  
Blogger The Sparrows of Happiness said...

This was just a matter of time. The great thing about it is that some scumbag developers probably paid fat bribes to Metro sleaze to force the rail line through areas they controlled. Great opportunity to flush out all the low-rent tenants.

It's been a long time since I've believed that we actually lived in a democracy, but Metro is one of the most egregious examples -- they're completely unaccountable and, as far as I can tell, exist only to benefit the faction of developers who pay them the most bribes. What's funny is that if you drive through West U you will see "Tower Of Traffic" protest signs (against a proposed high-rise on Ashby) in the same yards where pro-Richmond rail signs were a few months before. I have to admit that I am a little amused to see the bluebloods over there in a snit about something unpleasant in THEIR million dollar backyards. Boo fucking hoo.

As I said before, I haven't really believed in democracy since I became an adult...kind of went out with Santa and the Easter Bunny. But I promise that any time any Metro funding, expansion, pro-rail initiative, whatever... comes up on a ballot, I will shag my miserable ass out to the polls and vote against it just on principle. And I was actually *pro* rail until the Richmond bait & switch made me realize it was just another multibillion dollar porker that greedy pols were carving up to hand to their buddies. Shame on me for ever, EVER trusting them in the first place.

Fortunately, the Proletariat and other clubs like it will always exist in Houston. There will be places to go see live bands playing original music. Hell, the old Cabaret Voltaire changed locations *how* many times? It's the spirit of these places that makes them what they are, and the Prole will live on somewhere new. If there is any shred of democracy or free expression left in this city, that's where you'll find it.

November 7, 2007 12:46:00 AM EST  
Blogger ms. rosa said...

gaijin said "but this one's a hole that's gonna be hard to fill."

SNARF!

November 7, 2007 1:21:00 AM EST  
Blogger Wednesday said...

This stuff happens. Does the Prol establishment have any plans for a new location?

Remember Rudz used to be on Kipling.

Actually I don't even remember that, but it's true.

November 7, 2007 8:34:00 AM EST  
Blogger ramona said...

sparrow - I did the same thing, up until about, probably, yesterday. I finally voted in a city election with at least some knowledge and some opinion - against roads and bonds.
Having the discussion about it made the liberty lunch demolition finally come into my consciousness. I didn't realize, as it was just before my time in Austin, that it was downtown and was taken over by one of the tech buildings to move in. Made worse because of the economic downturn and the new building went unfinished for awhile until they could get their money back into it. Like you had to look at the dead body of your mother for awhile - I'm sure, for some.

It's hard to say if the Prol moving is really due to assholic intent, or best case scenario, as I'm not up on the issue.

But what would really be sad is if the place just gave up and didn't find an alternative space.

November 7, 2007 12:19:00 PM EST  
Blogger Carlos Anaconda said...

Fuck, i remember Rudyards on Kipling. I'm old.

November 7, 2007 12:51:00 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Baleen,

What's Arrowfest? And when can I buy tickets for it?

November 7, 2007 11:18:00 PM EST  
Blogger The Sparrows of Happiness said...

Ramona, I'm with you on that. As long as the folks running the Prole can stand it up somewhere else and keep their jobs and the cool atmosphere there, who knows it could even end up being better.

November 8, 2007 12:23:00 PM EST  

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