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Technoviking here. As you know, Sunday day of rest for Technoviking. After long night of express movement to repetitive musical stricture, Technoviking need rest from music. Perhaps One True Beat from Odin could sweep land and rouse Technoviking from lethargyness. This Technoviking doubts to occur.

Instead, Technoviking turn off stereo, take mutton chops from kjøleskap, and turn energy to other true passion: National Football League of America. False Europeans worship pagan god of rugby, or worse, "football" (what your American call soccer). And to be fair, Technoviking in general prefer mindless violence with limited padding. Most National Football Leagues wear helmets and pads and would be reduced to blood pudding in barfight with Technoviking.

But Technoviking have soft spot for metaphoricalness. And in life as viking, the American football is true at heart - put blood and mead into conquering territory, then once towns (or "yards") are gained, you rest, plunder and pillage (or "huddle"), then return to conquer more territory. To watch green fieldings of America conquered by uniformed marauders warms cocklers of Technoviking's heart, echoes of one thousand years reverbering across the oceanous mass.

So what team does Technoviking follow? Technoviking know how you underestate him. No doubt you say "Minnesota Vikings". Ha. You think you are standing up comedian like Gene Shalit. You discredition yourself with your shallow, shallow compression of the depth of Technoviking. Rather, Technoviking have kindship with Ricky Williams of Miami Dolphin team. His purity of heart and pursuiting vision often leads him far afields of football field, conquering yards on dessert islands and violining narrowmindful drug laws while under contract. Paper. Technoviking have no need for paper. Narrow minds do not understrand strategy. They are not Technoviking.

And now, with the immense return of Ricky Williams, Technoviking relax with dripping meat bone and watch Miami Dolphins, and dreams that shorterly with Ricky Williams the Dolphins will reverse fortuna, sacrifice goat to Odin, conquer many many yards, and achieve the most greatness. Technoviking dream of cold Norse night in January, watching Superior Bowl, and seeing the gleam in Ricky Williams' eye that Technoviking has when he hears the One True Beat.

We are vikings, and nothing can stop us. Not even our selves.