Tuesday, January 08, 2008

This is Rock and Roll


Who misses the sex and the danger in rock and roll? Who forgot that rock is about electricity? Who forgot that the dynamism of electrified instrumentation expressed through the gut punch of raw confrontational violence is what rock is supposed to be all about?

Not Eugene Robinson.

Mr. Robinson is on a mission.

Not since the Jesus Lizard has this poorly mocked path of unadorned, unbridled, unironic, and blatantly mighty music been on such effective display.

Eugene Robinson is the singer for the San Francisco based band, Oxbow, and his gang of surgically skilled technicians are reminding me what made rock so alluring to me in the first place.

There are clear hints of bands as direct as the Birthday Party in Oxbow's sound. The blues are always close by, tugging at your ear and making you pay attention.

There is a damaged, but always controlled force to their sound that keeps things tight, and tense.

But it is during their live shows that one is forced to choose sides with Oxbow.

You see, in this day and age, in this supposedly liberated era of cultural line crossing and glad handed back slapping bullshit, white America is as scared of black people as ever before.

Eugene Robinson knows this, and he spits it back to see what will happen.

He is a physically imposing figure, no doubt in small part due to the almost emaciated stature of the two gentlemen bookending him on stage. Nonetheless, Robinson is an aficionado of the world of fighting. So much so, in fact, that he literally wrote the book on fighting. And to top it all off, the motherfucker can write. Well.

He is an outspoken front man, regardless of race, but his ability to use what god gave him, be it race, mass, talent, intelligence, balls, whatever, and then turn it around and make you complicit in his outcry is pretty brilliant.

His stage antics are something to be seen. Within a few songs, Robinson is stripped down to his briefs, sweating profusely, and stalking the stage in a way that makes faux-macho impostors like Henry Rollins prick up his ears and take notes. And for those foolish enough to see Robinson's stage parlance as a source of comic relief, the odds of regretting confronting him mid performance are, let's just say, high.

That, I like. No prisoners, because everyone is guilty.

That's rock and roll.

So why haven't I ever heard of these guys until six months ago? Perhaps my self imposed exile, perhaps I am so far out of the loop that I had no chance. Or maybe it's because no one really knows about these guys. They have somehow managed to fly under the radar of the very people who would benefit from this music the most.

I don't know why. I don't care. I just implore you, if you are a fan of powerful rock music, a fan of good, solid, guitar based tomfoolery, then check them out. They're on the podcast this week. You do the rest.

Switching gears.

On my own stark and glacially ingenious personal blog, This Won't Hurt... , I wrote a post about the utter cockmunch living upstairs from me in my new apartment.

While you absorb the literary delights contained within my weblog, think about this. While you wear ruts in the floorboards, dragging your chain about, wearing your boot, your heavy boot of iron, know, motherfucker, that I have got your number, and know, that while I am an almost preternaturally and cosmically patient man, a man who can tolerate epic levels of bullshit, I also have a breaking point. And you need to know, great rider of ass, that when that day comes, when you finally liberate the gossamer thread that separates you from exhaustive pain and agony, it will have been no ones fault but your own.

So revel, bask, fucking bake in the blinding glow of the sun which you yourself have hung in the sky, because in my pocket is the power of the night, and within this night, this darkened cavern, lit only by the enraged forces of hate, is my ticket to salvation, and your ticket to oblivion. Bank on it.

And that, dear readers, is rock and roll.

photo: emmadesigns.com

17 Comments:

Blogger ramona said...

Rock and roll sounds scary.

January 8, 2008 1:20:00 PM EST  
Blogger bluebird of doom and gloom said...

yeah, and that dude looks like he does steroids, which means he's probably impotent. i'll take dick dale any day over that.

January 8, 2008 2:05:00 PM EST  
Blogger John Cramer said...

Please.

January 8, 2008 2:30:00 PM EST  
Blogger ramona said...

carrot top is an example of how I envision steroids to look.

January 8, 2008 2:41:00 PM EST  
Blogger bluebird of doom and gloom said...

kidding. the video on the website is nice. maybe 'nice' isn't the adjective they were gunning for?

January 8, 2008 2:54:00 PM EST  
Blogger ramona said...

kidding, as well. though not about carrot top.
rock always gave me a good blast of positive self image so I could get over that initial hurdle of being scared and get in somebody's face if I needed to.

one of my earlier memories about this is when claire left me in charge of the bar and told me to take care of her friends because there were some bullies about who might cause them trouble.
in an instant, I was at the ready. though I had little to ready me, I was in a punk rock bar, in a position of some authority (waitress) and claire, the ultimate in getting in your face, was putting me in charge of protecting people. words are failing me today in face of the allergy medicine dullness, but that moment was like rock had been pumped into my veins and I felt the power.
for a brief moment, I think I can see why rock is so powerful and not just something to use to rebel against the authoritie.

January 8, 2008 3:06:00 PM EST  
Blogger Kick and Scream said...

I think you are remembering the time I had to jump across the bar... Those were the fucking days alright...

"Ultimate in getting in your face"... Oh come now.. Didn't you like my cupcake painting?

January 8, 2008 3:18:00 PM EST  
Blogger ms. rosa said...

i thought oxbow was the punchline that pitch-fork-reading assholes delivered when referring to people who think they know everything about music but the most obscure band said know-it-alls can point to is oxbow. i didn't ever want to wade through the multiple layers of irony to actually look oxbow up.

January 8, 2008 3:47:00 PM EST  
Blogger Carlos Anaconda said...

You've sold me on Oxbow, and i definitely see the danger, but what about the sex?

January 8, 2008 7:32:00 PM EST  
Blogger ramona said...

the sex is in the cupcakes.

January 8, 2008 8:25:00 PM EST  
Blogger John Cramer said...

Call me gay, but Robinson's intelligence is sexy enough. And if you really need it spelled out, go back and listen to them. That shit is all sex. C'mon now, don't disappoint me, sir.

January 8, 2008 9:20:00 PM EST  
Blogger John Cramer said...

By the way, Rosa, your comment makes no sense. Sorry. I wanted it to. I tried so hard. For some reason, every time someone makes a point by invoking Pitchfork, I am instantly disinterested. Hmm...

January 8, 2008 9:23:00 PM EST  
Blogger ms. rosa said...

and i apologize profusely for using that much maligned/celebrated blog (is it a blog?) as an example. i just couldn't think of any other way.

besides, it wasn't oxbow that was the punchline, it was merzbow. and of whom i know nothing either.

your gonna put some oxbow on the podcast right?

can we do an all rock potent podcast?

January 9, 2008 12:16:00 AM EST  
Blogger Kick and Scream said...

Oxbow is on the current podcast.

And Ramona is opening a cupcake bar in Austin. She's dying to tell us, so let me help her along.

January 9, 2008 12:43:00 AM EST  
Blogger John Cramer said...

It's cake, in a motherfucking cup! Hells yeah. You go Ramona. now that is rock and roll.

January 9, 2008 1:08:00 AM EST  
Blogger Wednesday said...

Well now that you mention it John, I was gonna say something about your homophobia (re: your BtD post) but the oxbow photo puts you back in the pink.

Man, we had an upstairs neighbor (and worse he was also our landlord) just like that mofo. Except he wasn't gay and I don't think no man would have him anyway. I still see that man in the hood and if you would, stick a cap in his ass.

January 9, 2008 1:50:00 AM EST  
Blogger John Cramer said...

Done.

January 9, 2008 3:10:00 AM EST  

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