UME Consider You' Ass Kicked!
It's Saturday night and I'm pretty tired and it's a bit hard for me to stay awake after a few too many Gin & Tonics chased with Stellas at Rudz last night. Not that I got stinking drunk by night's end but I did get tipsy enough to misjudge the width of the speaker I was standing on after I taped the clips below. Like a boob, I stepped backwards one step too far and nearly fell on my ass. Mercifully, I managed to not drop my camera or my glass but any booze contained within my glass found it's way to the floor to my great disappointment. Classy, I know. Anyhow, given my incessant yawning, I'll just keep it brief.
Sharks an Sailors ripped it up, sounding big, heavy, and full. Mike's months of lab work paid off in spades as his sound filled up frequencies that used to be inhabited by two guitarists. Well done! The highlight, easily, was Rickshaw which - even though I know I've heard the track before on myspace and the band tells me they have played it live before as a bookend to Topple the Pillar - last night they played the fuck out of it to where it sounded like nothing I'd heard before. The dissonant harmonics simply killed so much that the metal dudes in the audience decided that this instrumental needed a vocal track , commissioned the microphone, and dropped some fine cookie monster metal vocals over the tune. When the metal heads and fists start rolling, you know you are on fire. Welcome back Sharks and Sailors, you are frightening at full power!
Houston ex-pats Ume were, as usual, amazing. I particularly get a kick out of watching Lauren's guitar work. Her performance is kind of up there with Angus Young's but last night she was unusually restrained for some reason. Thankfully that didn't diminish her playing which was spot-on. I love it when she writes these snaking melodic guitar lines. No simple little guitar scale boxes for her; she just runs up and down the neck with abandon. Check out the first clip below at about 35 seconds or at about 2:30 at the end of the second clip and you will see what I mean about her melodic guitar-line assembly. Anyhow, less talk more rock - here is some Ume!!!!
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Sharks an Sailors ripped it up, sounding big, heavy, and full. Mike's months of lab work paid off in spades as his sound filled up frequencies that used to be inhabited by two guitarists. Well done! The highlight, easily, was Rickshaw which - even though I know I've heard the track before on myspace and the band tells me they have played it live before as a bookend to Topple the Pillar - last night they played the fuck out of it to where it sounded like nothing I'd heard before. The dissonant harmonics simply killed so much that the metal dudes in the audience decided that this instrumental needed a vocal track , commissioned the microphone, and dropped some fine cookie monster metal vocals over the tune. When the metal heads and fists start rolling, you know you are on fire. Welcome back Sharks and Sailors, you are frightening at full power!
Houston ex-pats Ume were, as usual, amazing. I particularly get a kick out of watching Lauren's guitar work. Her performance is kind of up there with Angus Young's but last night she was unusually restrained for some reason. Thankfully that didn't diminish her playing which was spot-on. I love it when she writes these snaking melodic guitar lines. No simple little guitar scale boxes for her; she just runs up and down the neck with abandon. Check out the first clip below at about 35 seconds or at about 2:30 at the end of the second clip and you will see what I mean about her melodic guitar-line assembly. Anyhow, less talk more rock - here is some Ume!!!!Video 1 of 2
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Sharks and Sailors
Ume
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15 Comments:
Is "consider you ass kicked" some sort of wicked pun that I am not getting? You ass? What the fuck is this, Romper Room? Jesus.
Ume...you may...hey it was a stretch. and, while were dissecting technically I should have put an apostrophe on "your". Hey, I was tired. Whatddaya want? I'm totally banking that the Ume footage will override the horrors of my prose.
Well, actually, an apostrophe would make it read... "You may consider you are ass kicked," which doesn't work either. Are you japanese by any chance?
hahaha! "consider you ass kicked"... there's not a fucking "r" in sight, ramon! or should i say "amon"...
I thought it was you and me who performed the act of ass kicking but perhaps forgot about it and you are politely jogging our memory.
With Ramon on my side I fear not the butt end of a kicking ass.
Ramon, you ass kicked! Was I there? I can't remember now =)
Na man, dug the footage though except there's a mess of cymbals in the audio mix.
I read somewhere that girl's got a friggin phd.
Yeah Jeff's pretty giddy with the the cymbals in the second one - crazy how that cuts through everything. I think I need to glue some foam over the camera's condesor mic to cut down on that kind of nastiness.
No John not
You're
You'
as in your.
Ume consider you' ass kicked
You may consider your ass kicked.
Wow, this feel like a bad round of late night Pictionary at the old Sambos in Nassau Bay with Kevin Click and Luis Black.
There I changed the title. How's that workin' for you John?
Me, I'd rather you have kept the (let's admit it) nonsensical original blog title so that i could giggle everytime i clicked on NAP. You' explanation causes me even more confusions!
Holy shit, did I actually get under your skin for once? Glory be.
Change it back, you bitch.
Sambo's. Nice reference. Terrifying restaurant name, but great reference.
Bitch.
No, I just thought the title wasn't rediculous enough.
[clapping hands in rhythm]:
CHANGE IT BACK!
CHANGE IT BACK!
CHANGE IT BACK!
CHANGE IT BACK!
CHANGE IT BACK!
Liar! It was so fucking ridiculous, you balless scrotum! Change it back!
Fine Fine but I'm putting in the missing apostrophe this time.
ALL YOU ASS ARE BELONG TO US
Ume tends to make me ass kicked. Do they ever tour? I had never heard of them before I saw them at Noise & Smoke when I was in town last spring...
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