Week 68: Locopod 56
So instead of writing a post, last night I spent my time making a podcast. So instead of a post, today you’re getting a podcast.
And I’ll warn you, do not listen to this podcast unless you have a very high tolerance for idiocy. This is the podcast that you'll use as reference in the future when you think a podcast is not all that great. You'll say, nothing like that one... meaning of course, this one.
I am also not listing the songs, cause I barely remember what they are and I don’t feel like going back through it to figure out what they were, plus I think there are only a few complete songs in the whole thing. There is some Esquivel in there somewhere, I think.
If you do suffer through it and want to know the name of something, just ask. Though I doubt you’ll make it past the first five minutes. But if you are all heroic and shit and do make it past the first five minutes, I promise you, you won’t make it to the end. But if, big if, if you do make it to the end, let me know and I’ll send you one of Claire’s Big Foot cookies.
Also if you guess the theme, you also win one of Claire’s cookies.
Here’s podcast 56… suckers!
Click here to get your own player.
PS -Claire, sorry if this is too close to your podcast from Monday. If it's not this, I got nothing.
And I’ll warn you, do not listen to this podcast unless you have a very high tolerance for idiocy. This is the podcast that you'll use as reference in the future when you think a podcast is not all that great. You'll say, nothing like that one... meaning of course, this one.
I am also not listing the songs, cause I barely remember what they are and I don’t feel like going back through it to figure out what they were, plus I think there are only a few complete songs in the whole thing. There is some Esquivel in there somewhere, I think.
If you do suffer through it and want to know the name of something, just ask. Though I doubt you’ll make it past the first five minutes. But if you are all heroic and shit and do make it past the first five minutes, I promise you, you won’t make it to the end. But if, big if, if you do make it to the end, let me know and I’ll send you one of Claire’s Big Foot cookies.
Also if you guess the theme, you also win one of Claire’s cookies.
Here’s podcast 56… suckers!
Click here to get your own player.
PS -Claire, sorry if this is too close to your podcast from Monday. If it's not this, I got nothing.
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Let me know if you get any winners, and have them email me their address so I can send the cookies. And I will send the cookies. Seriously.
Well after the first five minutes weren't so bad I decided to stay the course and I'm glad I did. You put me right back on my Mongoose, my little AM radio swinging from the handlebar.
I didn't get all the Spanish stuff but there's something in there about exploding hearts.
There in lies your theme, sort of a mixed message but it's the story of love gone wrong followed by heated passion followed by a romantic dangerous liaison followed by paradise foreshadowed by the Amos and Andy of the Chicano world, later bad comic interlude also alluding to escapism, more spanish romantic and some such crapola.
Happy Valentine's Day.
no list of titles?
Wednesday, you did not guess the theme right. It's way simpler than that...
And Ramona, again, sorry, but no, no titles. If you want to know the name of any song, just tell me the time when it plays, i'll check it and get back to you...
It's a love story. One that some of us may be familiar with.
For a musical counter story suck on this.
Wrong again W. Saying it in 4 words instead of 20 doesnt make it simpler... you must really want one of those cookies.
Is it about getting high, and screw it all and have a good day? Maybe mellow out and if it's a bad song, just change the channel? Or, maybe if you listen long enough it'll get good? But then it'll get bad so what do you do but just change the channel?
If it's not that, I have no idea. But I love the song around 15 min counter, and 20 min counter, and I have to have the title for the song where the guy rates women. That's bringing me back to 1979, in a good way.
I prefer it being about exploding hearts. I envision all these people in these songs suddenly dropping dead as their ribcages explode outwards, showering their loved ones and coworkers in blood, and totally stumping the coroner, who has never seen anything like this before.
Carlos - have I told you lately how gay I think you are?
I was going off this songlist...
Cheech & Chong intro (foreshadowing awfulness)
our love's in jeapardy - Greg Kihn
some spanish song about exploding hearts
steal away - Robbie Dupree
bad joke about black man doing an airplane commercial
two tickets to paradise - Eddie Money
I forget what's on there after that. Barely listened to it while I was getting ready this morning and I ain't going back.
Anyway keep your cookie, but I'm on to something.
Ramona wins! You had it with the first five words, but you get bonus points for the rest.
Claire, send our winner her Big Foot Cookies.
The numbers song is called Numbers, performed by Bobby Bare, Sr.
The song at about 15 minutes is ‘Que Suerte La Mia’ by Estopa, a great Catalan duo that has recently been playing soccer stadiums.
The song at about 20 minutes is ‘Fumemos Un Cigarillo’ by Piero
(Here’s a video of Piero singing his big hit ‘Mi Viejo’ back in the 60s… It’s worth it just to look at him.
As for you W, you never tell me how gay I am, I think it’s cause you’re mouth is always so full of my dick…
As for your theme, you might find your love story in the podcast, but your songlist proves you obviously missed the point, that delta ad is funny, but I guess it doesn’t go to well with your gay latte-sipping-new-yorker-magazine-reading lifestyle. I’m excusing you because your brain is mud from being a new dad.
Claire, as a consolation prize for W, please send him any spare big foot sperm, you can spare.
Carlos - that is not the theme of this cast it's the theme of your sorry excuse for a life.
Anyway I win on account of Ramona being my napcast buddy (I too am shaved and powdered, but for what I ask you? More of Anaconda's cock-typing poopa?)
It may not look like it but I am avoiding some major work over here on account of having your latin cigar in my mouth (and ears) so...so anyway your flesh cigarillopiceño in mi boca is me telling you how gay you are (for me!)
Dammit. I need to get this stinking code fixed. Damn you all for being such good escapism.
I can't believe you know the name of the guy who sang Steal Away. Your gayness knows no bounds.
I got lost in all the ridiculosity. Is there supposed to be a theme to my podcast a week from Monday?
Whatever you like Charlie. Maybe we could guess your theme. You could make it impossibly hard. In fact, you could say it had a theme we were to guess, but it actually didn't. That would be nice. Your theme could be themelessness.
Hmmmm... it seemed like I knew a secret -- a bigger one even than what had really happened to Big Dave, something none of them knew... like I had made it to the outside, somehow, and they were all still struggling, way down below.
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