Emergency Corn Report
Most people get their corn from the ground but here on the NAP you can get your corn from the internet.
(a couple of you anyway. Not much to go around. Most of the plants produced but some of those ears look like shriveled gnomes)
My apologies to Mr. Scuse but I felt it important to let you know that the crop is ready for harvest but what with the testing and the swapping and the shriveled gnome corn I can only let three go at this time and that's so little an amount of corn that I don't feel right selling it so I'll give it to you for the cost of shipping and handling which I reckon is two bucks and another fifty cents. So the first three to send an email to the nap address (to: CORN GIVEAWAY) and then come up with some way of getting two and a half bucks to me gets corn fed.
And btw, it's damn good.
And btw, there is no label because nobody entered the label design contest.
(a couple of you anyway. Not much to go around. Most of the plants produced but some of those ears look like shriveled gnomes)
My apologies to Mr. Scuse but I felt it important to let you know that the crop is ready for harvest but what with the testing and the swapping and the shriveled gnome corn I can only let three go at this time and that's so little an amount of corn that I don't feel right selling it so I'll give it to you for the cost of shipping and handling which I reckon is two bucks and another fifty cents. So the first three to send an email to the nap address (to: CORN GIVEAWAY) and then come up with some way of getting two and a half bucks to me gets corn fed.
And btw, it's damn good.
And btw, there is no label because nobody entered the label design contest.
4 Comments:
Corn, yummy. We're swimming in it over here, you know, this being the "country" and all. So i'll let some poor starving city dweller get some of your city-grown.
Thanks Carlos. You know, you're right - corn is everywhere. That's what makes this business so challenging.
I learned something else along the way. A corn producer ought have a business plan. Next year (if there is a next year gulp!) I promise to get one. Maybe print something off the internet change it up a bit.
I also learned that if I can control my own greed I could bring more corn to market.
It's the little things.
Is it white or yellow?
Now now A, this corn is meant for everybody.
Well not everybody in the literal sense since there is surely not enough to go around.
Did anybody get to the Lake Geneva Corn & Brat Fest? Who'd I miss???
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