My Thoughts on the iPad

When
the Sony Walkman came out I was in junior high at St. Anne’s Catholic School in Houston. The student body at St. Anne’s was a mix, mostly middle class and some poor kids who I guess got some financial aid. There was also a considerable contingency of wealthy River Oaks kids. I went to school with the Mayor’s niece. Her name was Kiki. There was also a Muffet and she had anorexia. I honestly don’t know where I fit in. I’m not sure if my father sent money from Arabia or if we were getting financial aid. I do know that there was no chance in heaven or hell that I would be getting a Sony Walkman.

However
one of my wealthy friends got one. Not the wealthy friend who touched my private parts and later committed suicide in a manner clearly meant to make his parents suffer (he called them and asked them to come over so they could find him hanged in his apartment). This was the one who was an average troublemaker but since his father was the D.A., the family handled this trouble-making in high fashion and he was off to military school.

A couple of years
before that though, found him and me in his forest-green spacious upstairs bedroom just a couple of backyards and an easily surmountable rotted fence away from the River Oaks Country Club. There, in his room, he plopped a cassette from an unknown band (to me anyway) into this awesome gadget and placed the ear plugs into my ear. In this manner I was introduced not only to the Sony Walkman but also to Tom Sawyer. I had never been so close to music. It still seems like THE most “wow” musical moment I’ve ever had.

Six months
later I stole a cheap knock-off “walkman” from Eckerd’s Drugs. Sounded the same really. Earphones shut everything out so the music is quite personal. However they irritate in short order. And being stuck in your own head listening to recorded music gets old. And batteries are expensive. And I had already become so depressed over all the crap I stole from Eckerd’s Drugs that I had already started going back there and stealthily putting Erasormates, yo-yo’s and other stuff back on the shelves (probably drove them mad at inventory time). And by the way I wasn’t feeling depressed with guilt so much on account of the sin of theft, but on account that the stuff truly wasn’t worth stealing (So I was 12 already –you got to learn some time).

And now
I can no longer listen to the Beatles. But I can listen to their mangled remains re-crafted into hip hop. This is cool.

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