Þing ān
Russell Brand (who?) has come up with a plan to rid the world of the likes of Justin Bieber (who?). He thinks that teen sensations should all be junkies in order to weed out the weakest. Hilarious! I can see why his comedy is so popular. Fortunately, that old saw about Americans being irony deficient (I take a multi-vitamin for my irony deficiency) seems to be proven false, because I managed to notice the irony that Brand is engaged to a teen sensation. Or maybe the irony is in saying that we don’t understand irony when there is irony. It’s irony all the way down. My head hurts; I think it’s time for my vitamin.
Þing twēgen
Did anybody else know about this? And if so, why didn’t you tell me?
Þing Þrīe
Finally, I apologize for this.
Note: The word “ye” would have been pronounced like “the,” since “y” was often substituted for the thorn character (Þ), so, in using both, my title doesn’t make much sense.
Drew from PG always told me about the Young/Devo movie, but I never actually saw any of it.
Also, Brand is a Brit, so the irony is right up his alley (so to speak).
It seems like heroin’s Darwin effect has mostly rid us of good musicians instead. From a heroin perspective, Bieber et al. are the strong ones.