For whatever reason, I decided to put on This Book Is Deadly on the way back from the mall last week, and was reminded of how much I liked the Kants.

The Kants, on the couch at Rap-A-Lot Studios. If I had a bigger picture, I would use it.
Short version: Houston power trio, sounded a little like a hookier version of Unwound, toured a lot, played with Ted Leo a bunch of times.
Although the Kants weren’t around all that long- probably three or four years- they had three distinct periods, associated with the drummer that was in the band at the time:
1. Donna Huanca, who I think also used to go by Donna Magnetic because she had been in the Magnetic Four. Donna played a little like Sara Lund of Unwound, which I think was one source of the frequent comparisons between the two bands. The Kants self-released a CD-R with this lineup. A couple of samples:
Pure Reason
M.I.A.
2. Ronnie Barnard. Ronnie had a big, loud style, kind of like Dave Grohl. He was a lot of fun to watch. This lineup wasn’t around very long, because Ronnie had to quit when he got busy with school. However, they did manage to put out a really good 7″ split (with Handdriver, Ronnie’s other band) before he left.
Trac Taylor
The Handdriver side of this single is crazy rockin’. Certainly one of my favorite 7″ splits.
3. Mike McAloon. Mike was trained in jazz at the University of North Texas, but you’d never guess by watching him play- his playing is so simple, relaxed and loose that I used to think he was playing drunk until someone told me he didn’t drink at all. Mike is on This Book Is Deadly, which is the band’s last official release.
This Book Is Deadly
Luxx
I actually auditioned to replace Ronnie before Mike was in the band, which was a complete disaster.
At some point I came by mp3s of two songs the Kants recorded just before they broke up and never released- maybe I got Chris Ryan to give them to me?- which I herewith post on the interwebs for the enjoyment of all Kants fans, until such time as someone asks me to take them down:
Untitled 1
Untitled 2
I love the sleepy descending line that closes the second song; I remember hearing it at their last show and just dying. This band’s use of dissonance was masterful.
From 2002 to 2004 I probably saw the Kants as much as any local band (except for Groceries/ Bring Back the Guns, whom I’ve seen too many times to contemplate). Notes from a few memorable occasions:
- Kants, Lucky Motors, and Ted Leo upstairs at No Tsu Oh. I think this might have been a show that Matty and Mossy was supposed to play, but they had been in a terrible car accident in which their guitar player, Heath Flagtvedt, was seriously injured. Possibly the best Lucky Motors show I ever saw; they put Ted Leo to shame. This may have been the first time I saw the Kants.
- Kants, Hella, Xiu Xiu and maybe a couple of other bands at the Creative Autonomy Collective. This was the Houston version of the SXSW showcase for 5rc, a short-lived offshoot of Kill Rock Stars. I probably wouldn’t have been here if I hadn’t been drafted to haul the PA, since it was a KTRU-sponsored show. There were about 15 people there because Arab on Radar and Quintron were playing at Mary Jane’s. Seeing Hella from 2 feet away with a dozen other people was a truly mind-bending experience. Pretty sure Justin was at this show?
Also: remember when there was an anarchist commune on Washington Ave? Less than ten years ago?
- On the roof of No Tsu Oh with I think Mothra and some other bands. First time I saw the Kants play “Scissors,” which is one of my all-time favorite songs by a Houston band. It has this beautiful stair-step guitar line in the chorus that I spent forever trying to figure out how to play before I realized that Ted was playing in an alternate tuning through a delay pedal.
Scissors
When I was putting I Hate It Here, I Never Want To Leave together, this was the one song that I specifically wanted for the record, and I’m very grateful to the band for letting me include it.
- Calculus, the Kants, the Jonx and Woozyhelmet at Super Happy Fun Land. This might have been the first time I saw the Kants with Mike on drums. One of only a handful shows that Calculus (Beau and Simon from Coffin Grinder) ever played. It was Shawn’s birthday and he got cake all over the floor. Cops showed up during Woozyhelmet’s set, natch.
- The Jonx, the Kants, Lucky Motors at the Rhythm Room. This was the CD release party for I Hate It Here, I Never Want To Leave, and the inauguration of Matt Brownlie’s short-lived monthly Down With The Scene series. Last time Lucky Motors ever played, I think.
Looking back at these, I realize that the notable things about some of these shows didn’t necessarily had anything to do with the Kants. But the fact is that they were a part of a lot of memorable rock and roll experiences I had during this time, because they were really active in setting up shows, they were always interested in playing and always delivered strong performances with good vibes. Every time I saw them, they made the show better.
Along with Bring Back the Guns, the Kants are one of the bands that I think of whenever someone talks about how bands in Houston need to tour more. I remember guitarist Ted Conway telling me that on one tour they would have a great crowd in town X, and the next tour nobody. Despite being a creatively successful and hardworking band, they were never able to build on the successful shows that they had to create a career for themselves. Just being good and going on tour doesn’t get you much.
To go off on another tangent, around the same time IHIHINWTL came out, there was a comp out of Atlanta with a similar aesthetic called String Theory: A Theory of Everything. String Theory had a successor of sorts this year with We No Fun, a new compilation of arty punk bands from Atlanta, which I highly recommend (my brother is on it, twice!). So I guess it would be sort of logical to see another Houston comp at this point. I’ll be interested to see if one pops up.



During their reign, I saw them more than any other local band I can think of (except for Groceries / BBTG, of course). They were great.
I miss them.
Nice post.
Was that the Lucky Motors show at No Tsu Oh where the dog stood there and barked at Melissa and Ben for the whole show? That was my favorite Lucky Motors show. Come to think of it, that’s probably not the same show, since there weren’t many people there and it seems like there would have been more for Ted Leo.
Ha ha, I totally don’t remember that. Probably not, but I guess it could have been. Also, I think that I’m mistaken about Matty and Mossy having anything to do with that show. I think it was the wrong time of year.
Also, this wasn’t a lapdog or anything. It was a big, threatening, foaming at the mouth dog that stood a comfortable distance from Ben and Melissa (never closer) and barked like he meant business.
Thanks for the post. I got a chance to relive my rock and roll glory days-even if it’s just for 5 minutes at work. For the record Danny: Ted and I always liked you and your drumming. We were this close to asking you to join the band, but then Mike came along and auditioned on the same day he had some dental work done. He was messed up on painkillers and still managed to blow us away. That’s all we could think about after that.
I couldn’t believe how well Mike fit with you guys once I saw him play. Thanks for the audition, anyway.
MP3s should now play in-line like they’re supposed to. Sorry!
this is awesome! thanks for posting these tracks.
When I moved back to Houston my plan was to pay of my credit card debit and leave town as soon as possible. I heard the kants on ktru the first week I was back in houston and I loved them. I was at a show at mary janes and I was talking Diana and we started talking about the kants and she introduced me to ted who was standing like 4 feet away. I had a band with ben winder called no gun ri and our first show was with the kants at notsuoh with day after yesterday.
no gun ri had broken up and I was at amy’s talking to ted about it and ronnie had just told them he had to leave the band and ted asked me if I wanted to try out. We set up an audition and I got my wisdom teeth taken out that day and I was completely fucked up (for the only time in my life) at the audition. (which was in marshalls room at franciscos).
my favorite kants shows were the two shows we did at that warehouse that p.j. lived at. The first one was the only show we played with max on sax. and it was just really awesome. there were hundreds of people at that show and it was surreal, and max was just improvising with us and it sounded fantastic. The 2nd time we played at that warehouse with soviet army chorus and the whole show was degenerating and dragging on so I think us and soviet army chorus went into another empty warehouse nearby and I remember the kants played in front of a boat. The last show at the proletariat was a really great moment to. A lot of our songs had freeform sections and somedays they came out better than others, that day I felt like we played our best show.
We had so many weird fucked up shows on tour looking back I have no idea what we thought we were doing or how we survived. Especially the west coast tour with just the three of us. I remember we played at a college in seattle and got in the van and drove 24 hours straight to denver for a show the next night, I have still never beat that drive/distance with a band. We had some really awesome shows on tour too though like san francisco, portland with q and not u, some alleyway in brooklyn.
The tour we did with joey as our roadie was still the funnest tour I have ever been on and will probably never get topped.
I also remember we got back together in al’s room and played the songs one last time months after the last show under the premise of reuniting for a pho huy tan 2 benefit that never ended up happening. also ted got up with basses loaded and sung scissors during a thanksgiving day show at notsuoh.
I was at that show where Max played sax! I think maybe the Jonx came over after practice. My god there were like a zillion people there.
The last show was great too. I miss the Proletariat. . . sigh.
Hi… I came across the song Scissors but the Kants on Pandora Radio (cant remember which station was on, think it was either Hot Snakes or Wipers radio)… but, I am now in LOVE with that song. I have been desperately trying to find any info I could about the Kants (no myspace page, no website, nothing on amazon) and was lucky enough to find these posts. Sucks they disbanded…Anyone know where I can get their CD / Record?
Danny, thanks for writing this … and posting all of the tracks. I was really surprised when I found out about the article. It means a lot that you took the time to write this!
Ally: email me – tedconway@gmail.com. I have some records left over and would love to send one out to you.