Oh wait, I don’t have an IPad or IPhone. Well, instead, enjoy this adorable LOL cat.
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God, you’re such a dick.
You don’t appear to have much of a life. Too bad.
Ironically, neither do you.
Walked right into that one, now didn’t you?
The Pixies have a new app, too. Perhaps I can review it in a similarly thoughtful and thorough manner.
Go for it dude. Here at NAP, we strive to be the most thorough and thoughtful Blog known to man.
My only concern is that the item above took five years of exhaustive research, countless man-hours, travel across four continents, and lots and lots and lots of federal grant money to complete. I think we can all agree that the end result was all worth it but have you even asked yourself if you are prepared to run the journalistic gauntlet we demand here at NAP?
Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained NAPers. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A NAPer must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A NAPer craves not these things. You are reckless!”
Nerd
Actually to be honest it had just been 8 days since anyone posted anything so that was really my primary motivation. I actually did start off discussing the value of an app as part of an album’s packaging but then realized two important fact (1) Who gives two shits? and (2) I don’t have an IPhone. So I figured I’d be lazy and just mock the whole platform exclusivity of the endeavor instead.