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a day with Technoviking

greetings, fellow warriors. many people thinking technoviking is one in same with shirtless skinhead thug on utube. wrong!!! technoviking ancient incorporeal spirit choosing to posses body of mortal from time to time. technoviking have room at valhalla, but choose to wander multiverse because of loki. loki total jackass. loki never leave, always on couch. loki and thor hog playstation. technoviking complain to odin, the all-father, but no help. odin father like tony soprano father.
so spirit of technoviking wander. buff, scary deutschman simply indicate body type technoviking prefer to occupy. but sometimes cosmic wind blow technoviking spirit to strange dimension. then technoviking must take what can get.
technoviking awaken. technoviking look around and see not warrior mead hall but dwelling called "apartment". technoviking in new body arise. there is wallet on coffee table. what kind of mortal shell technoviking in this time? sadness at wallet having only $11 and visa debit card. technoviking like to party with american express gold card. buy whole bottles of kristal.
even worse, wallet have bus pass. technoviking thinking mortal shell not have sweet ride for to hit nightclubs. technoviking will rent limo if needed.
technoviking find dirt of outside under feet on wooden floor. technoviking find broom in corner. sweep dust bunnies size of mighty warrior fist. ughh! technoviking appalled to find mortal shell not have tight abs, but gut like sack of potatos. not understand, since fridge only have yogurt, granola, and diet dr. pepper. no roasted lamb for technoviking breakfast. maybe for best. kitchen not fit to cook last meal for worst enemy. technoviking make soap water and clean sink of plastic dishes. wipe counter. take refuse to dumpster.
technoviking enter bathroom. technoviking will say no more except to offer thanks to gods for powder of comet found under sink.
technoviking want music. many cd, but not one for technoviking to bust move to. mortal shell seem like nothing but late 80's punk and post punk. some metal, but no GWAR. GWAR only metal band technoviking feel true kinship with. mortal have only parliament greatest hits and prince 1999 to get jiggy with and shake hips to. how white this mortal anyway? technoviking supprised to not find duran duran cd.
technoviking think norse maidens not visit dwelling where half of futon covered by soiled garments. technoviking place all in bag and take jar of coins and jug of tide. before technoviking to leave, fur covered beasts attack, howling and screaming. technoviking instinct to kill, but technoviking merciful to animals. search kitchen and find bag of meow mix. beasts howl no more.
technoviking wander streets and is pleased to find laundry place next to coffee house. at coffee house, mortal shell is recognized. "dude, your usual?". technoviking can only nod, is handed iced coffee and currant scone. maybe scone explain girth of mortal. technoviking is asked for $3.68. pay with five spot and say keep change. technoviking good tipper.
scone is old and crumbly with currants hard as freya's icy tears. technoviking prepare to rage like berserker of old, but instead accept terrified barrista offer of fresh baked blueberry scone.
outside of laundry house, fair maiden with dark hair and large teeth approaches. she says "hey. how was saturday?'. technoviking think maybe concern job of mortal shell. must think fast: "oh, you know,..busy.". she asks: "anyone quit this time?" think fast again: "well...not me at least.".technoviking and maiden laugh. maiden glides away and technoviking admire motion of hips. technoviking like, but think maiden is rather young and giggly. technoviking think that mortal shell could probably do well with 30-40 year old maiden with good sense of humor. maiden to make mortal clean apartment, find job with benefits. but technoviking mind own business. maybe mortal fine as is.
technoviking not have drier sheets. cross street to store. as technoviking pay for bounce, dirty mortal with two dirty backpacks enters store. technoviking recognize noble soul brought low by madness and strong drink. cashier mortal yells "loser, we told you stay out of here. get a job." dirty mortal leaves with head bowed. technoviking would like to get in cashier face and yell that compassion least contemptible of mortal traits. but technoviking know not do any good. also, technoviking carry way to much bad karma to take moral high ground with anyone. give sad mendicant last $3 of mortal cash.
technoviking return to apartment to find phone ringing. mortal ross make small talk then get to point and ask if mortal shell can work sunday. technoviking laugh and volunteer mortal shell for drudge labor. even though mortal would maybe like sleep late sunday. mortal thank technoviking when paycheck reveal overtime.
speaking of, technoviking time here over. technoviking not meant for life of grubby bachelor. technoviking meant to dance and PAAARRTYY! technoviking outta here.

søndag

Technoviking here. As you know, Sunday day of rest for Technoviking. After long night of express movement to repetitive musical stricture, Technoviking need rest from music. Perhaps One True Beat from Odin could sweep land and rouse Technoviking from lethargyness. This Technoviking doubts to occur.

Instead, Technoviking turn off stereo, take mutton chops from kjøleskap, and turn energy to other true passion: National Football League of America. False Europeans worship pagan god of rugby, or worse, "football" (what your American call soccer). And to be fair, Technoviking in general prefer mindless violence with limited padding. Most National Football Leagues wear helmets and pads and would be reduced to blood pudding in barfight with Technoviking.

But Technoviking have soft spot for metaphoricalness. And in life as viking, the American football is true at heart - put blood and mead into conquering territory, then once towns (or "yards") are gained, you rest, plunder and pillage (or "huddle"), then return to conquer more territory. To watch green fieldings of America conquered by uniformed marauders warms cocklers of Technoviking's heart, echoes of one thousand years reverbering across the oceanous mass.

So what team does Technoviking follow? Technoviking know how you underestate him. No doubt you say "Minnesota Vikings". Ha. You think you are standing up comedian like Gene Shalit. You discredition yourself with your shallow, shallow compression of the depth of Technoviking. Rather, Technoviking have kindship with Ricky Williams of Miami Dolphin team. His purity of heart and pursuiting vision often leads him far afields of football field, conquering yards on dessert islands and violining narrowmindful drug laws while under contract. Paper. Technoviking have no need for paper. Narrow minds do not understrand strategy. They are not Technoviking.

And now, with the immense return of Ricky Williams, Technoviking relax with dripping meat bone and watch Miami Dolphins, and dreams that shorterly with Ricky Williams the Dolphins will reverse fortuna, sacrifice goat to Odin, conquer many many yards, and achieve the most greatness. Technoviking dream of cold Norse night in January, watching Superior Bowl, and seeing the gleam in Ricky Williams' eye that Technoviking has when he hears the One True Beat.

We are vikings, and nothing can stop us. Not even our selves.

Stolen Gear Alert.

NOTHING MAKE TECHNOVIKING MORE ANGRY THAN THIEVES STEALING ARTISTS TOOLS. Melissa Lonchambon just bought sweet Fender Bass and someone just walked away with it from Franscisco Studios in Downtown Houston. May Crom have Pity on the soul of the thief. Here is Melissa's post to Hands Up Houston. Pass it around, TECHNOVIKING commands it.

Fender Jazz Bass - Sunburst - 1962 Reissue

Serial number: V097058

Swiped from Franciso's Studios downtown in between Tuesday and Thursday this week. Police report's been filed.
There is a Reward for this puppy. If you are the gear shopping type - pawn shops, GC, craigslist, ebay, etc., please please help me keep an eye peeled for my bass! Thanks!

goddammnit, ####!!!

Also, a $150 external sound card was unplugged from our recording PC and taken at the same time. I don't know what brand it was.

technoviking request you submit to podcast

bitte send the viking gut techno oder elektronish musik. ich moechte gern tanzen ja. ich bin nicht sehr technologisch aber technovikings tries make podcast. if computer not do what technoviking want tv throw it out window. send musik hier: viking.techno@gmail.com viking learning subtleties of musik elektronish. verestehe ich that more to life than pounding beat. aber, mit keinem Paukenschlag kann ich nicht tanzen. und ich will tanzen.

drangskapur and The Mathletes.

Technoviking excited. Technoviking excited for tomorrow Mathletes play. Technoviking like Mathletes as much as speaking in indicative. Mathletes make fun music. Mathletes have cute girls. Technoviking like cute girls. Mathletes have cute guys too but Techniviking not swing that way. Technoviking once consider gayness during Golden Axe show. If Technovining Gay, Warren be Technovining kind of guy. But Technoviking very...what is word? Yes, linear! Technoviking linear and prefer girls.

Tomorrow Technoviking bathe, wear finest hauberk, and bring finest moves to the dance floor. Mathletes play "Animals". Song help Technoviking remember rock not animal but horse animal. Technoviking graduated liberal arts college. Science not Technoviking strong suit.

John Cramer jealous, mock Technoviking, and refuse to honor Technoviking week. Technoviking is man of drangskapur. Technoviking say Cramer and Technoviking duel in honorable manner of Technoviking anscestor Sweyn Forkbeard - ancient viking dance-off. When Mathletes sing space song, Technoviking will lay moves so awesome that Technovking leave Notsuoh with Gie Gie. Technoviking may also leave with Iram even though, again, Technoviking not swing that way. John Cramer leave the dance floor not with women but with níðr and even mirthful Joe Mathlete weep for Cramer. Reconsider words Cramer! Technoviking shall leave Notsuoh drengur - Cramer níðingr.

Lastly Technoviking see Dan Le Sac VS Scroobius Pip video on the Free Press Blog. Technoviking popped some sleek moves to song [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4 ].

Here Mathletes:

Sadness

People make fun of Technoviking and hurt Technoviking feelings. People say Technoviking not speak English good, even though they know English not Technoviking primary language. They say Technoviking sound like Tarzan, Tonto, and Frankenstein Monster sketch from Lørdag Nat Live. Ja, Technoviking see reruns too. But Technoviking not sound like that.

People make Myspace page with animated .GIF and lousy internet meme. Technoviking not think lolcats funny. People pretend Technoviking make Myspace page, but Technoviking Norse and never make such gaudy webpage. It offend Technoviking preference for clean lines and sleek design.

People compare Technoviking to Michael Jackson. Technoviking not understand Michael Jackson. Technoviking not have plastic surgery. Technoviking six pack is--what is idiom? Real Deal. Technoviking not be upset when tummy start sagging. Technoviking plan to grow old gracefully and naturally.

Why do people laugh at Technoviking? If Technoviking cut, does Technoviking not bleed? Maybe Technoviking blood phospholuminescent like glowstick, but Technoviking still bleed. And hurt.

Technoviking come from long line of proud viking. Technoviking family mentioned in sagas. Technoviking great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was berserker. Technoviking grandfather eat amanita muscaria and conquer Scotland every summer. Technoviking not have to tell you that Technoviking enjoy occasional mushroom and conquering Scotland too, if you know what Technoviking mean.

So please everybody stop laughing at Technoviking. We can all be friends. Technoviking promise not to show up on shores of your homeland with longboat so no reason for you to be afraid. OK?

Technoviking Einn

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Technoviking week! Starting on best day of week, Þorsdagr, or Thor's Day as it says in english. Technoviking will post here and for all this week.

The Technoviking is traveler & dancer, and as traveler & dancer Technoviking must know all the numbers in all the language. Check out Technoviking number saite here. Thanks to Mark “Another Technoviking Friend” Rosenfelder for assistanse on thes.

Technoviking is sweet and caring person. Technoviking always stay in pepol hart as one of my favorite man in your life. Even if Technoviking haven't met you yet personally but Technoviking hope we do one day, Technoviking still do believe that Technoviking know enough to make that judgment.

Techoviking had bday in London. Bday was grand, nothing so special. Got lovely presents from Technoviking London friends. Got long wanted electrical tape in many colours and got CD with some of mine favorite music by cooltronica band from Barcelona, Anorak. And also other musics from bands name Anorak who play other styls. Anorak is very popular name for band. Friends also treated Technoviking for a dinner in Japanese restaurant. Then we went drinking and ended up in some club with 16 year olds, so we left place very fast. Technoviking does not want that trouble. Then Technoviking bday was a bit too mad. Technoviking partied just like u wish. Technoviking was on trips for two whole days. U know how acid and whisky can turn time into pure madness. Manage to see Shitmat, one of Technovking most favorite breakcore djs.

Technoviking will put Shitmat on podcast. Hope u will enjoy breakcore. Its one of my favorite music movements. To many ppl that sounds like tocher, so if dose to u, no worries Technoviking understand.

While in london Technviking also went to wisit Space Invader's solo show. He is street art artist and he is deffinitly one of Technoviking favorite. you can check him here

Oh, and Technoviking meant to ask you when will you be so bored at home and have nothing to do so you can write email to Techoviking at viking.techno@gmail.com?

Technoviking is using net in college at a moment so Technoviking don't think
that is the best idea to write anything more here. All free college net comps have blocked all thoes big big sites, even your tube. Basterds. They took Techoviking joy away.